mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(via boogo)

vvrists:

i tried to fuck ur mom the ass

tried to fuck ur dad in the ass

could only find the dog

and his ass

sufjanism:

whenever someone likes me i always worry that they’ll wake up and realize that i’m unattractive and useless and that they were being delusional

(via brokenwanderer)